A limerick:

johnjkiser:

infinitemachine:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

::Slow applause::

Love

draikinator:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

stop…

shortcuttothestars:

kaiami:

don’t look at me like that

me

shortcuttothestars:

kaiami:

don’t look at me like that

me

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

memeterprise:

wrecked

memeterprise:

wrecked

princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

creativeronica:

marvelouscara:

I guarantee you that if a normally-healthy person woke up one morning feeling everything I feel, they would be convinced that they were dying.

Some days, they’d be calling an ambulance.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

foxygod:

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

THIS. THIS EVERY DAY