Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.
ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote
I guarantee you that if a normally-healthy person woke up one morning feeling everything I feel, they would be convinced that they were dying.
Some days, they’d be calling an ambulance.
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain
THIS. THIS EVERY DAY